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IF YOU SCANLATE OR FIND THIS DOUJIN SCANLATED ONLINE, LET ME KNOW! I just want to read it… I started my own translation but it’s so damned hard with beginner’s Japanese. If you happen to have DW/SW/OROCHI yaoi dj online or know a site, drop a link, please (use the comment form if you want to keep it a secret.)

*UPDATE 30/May/2010
I’m glad to know that there are so many Sakon x Mitsunari fans lurking out there, hiding from death threats from Mitsunari haters, but please, talk to me and I might share more! :D

An older Samurai Warriors 2 doujin Sonohate by Micromacro:

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*UPDATE 02/Sep/2010
Brand new Sakon X Nari from my favorite circle Kasei. There are SW2 flashbacks so pay attention. Note how respectfully Sakon calls Mitsunari “Tono” when banging the heck out of his young lord.

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NOTE: You might be interested in this post.

Orochi x Masamune Date Innuendo
Yamata no Orochi is a legendary maiden-devouring Japanese dragon with eight heads and eight tails. Why KOEI chose to give us a walking talking humanoid sex god and not a roaring, monstrous, giant dragon with eight heads and eight tails in Warriors Orochi franchise…. is a mystery to me. But I’m not complaining. >:)

In the games Masamune Date became Orochi’s loyal servant, and lucky for him, virgins are currency in the Oro world. That’s how he got to the top so fast and became Orochi’s right hand man. [Koei Wiki]

I never know what size people prefer but this is the full painting shrunk to 900px width:

Orochi: By the way…. I eat virgins.
Masamune: Oh… shit…

Closer look, Oro flashes some fang:

Orochi portrait and a version without tattoos… he’s a bishie!

And lastly, let’s make this evil joke up to Masa with a slightly more flattering portrait:

(Not a virgin anymore?)

Full view:

Close-up:

I started this pic before I got Samurai Warriors 3 so I finished it a bit hastily tonight, the urge to play is too strong. ><

I chose Yukimura to be Tsugu's partner because in my opinion he's the only one who can spend a quiet moment with Kanetsugu and get a chance to kiss him when Tsugu is still silent. XD Other potential lovers Kenshin, Keiji, Masamune, Mitsunari and Sakon would all do this scene a bit differently.

*EDIT: Notes: Yes, that is Naoe crest. It's rarely seen in the games but once again I had to think what would be right, using the clan crest or Kanetsugu's "banner design" which is seen in his game costume. I think the crest is more proper. I also did paint him and Yukimura wearing a sarashi (that epic long cloth wrapped around the torso under the kimono) but I wanted more bare skin so I left them out. XD

Not the prettiest video, but it has lyrics:

*EDIT: No I think I’ll leave that be! Art shouldn’t always be explained, this is porn so make up your own story! I won’t post this on Y!Gallery because someone will definitely report Mitsunari as a woman… There’s no way to prove his manhood from this angle and I’m not happy about the “ban without a warning” policy of Y so I won’t even bother. Hopefully posting erotic art in communities will become fun some day, but I’m skeptical.

If you don’t want to see a PENIS, view this version only:

Full perverted versions, small and big:

1. What song would describe Sephiroth’s (Final Fantasy VII: AC) and Lu Bu’s (ROTK/DW5 supergay Min style) relationship best?
2. Kanbei Kuroda (Sengoku Musou 3) and Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2) are playing in a movie together. What movie?
3. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII: AC) and Ezio Auditore de Firenze (Assassin’s Creed 2) are a couple. How did they end up together?
4. Both Lu Meng (Dynasty Warriors 6) and Mitsunari Ishida (Sengoku Musou 3) are fighting over Pyramid Head (Silent Hill movie style), who do PH end up with?

And here are the rest of the crack pics: (sorry about the lack of backgrounds! This meme tried to kill me.)

5. Where did Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4) take Masamune Date (Sengoku Basara) on their first date?
(He took Date on a date! Sorry for other Leon fans, but when I make fun of pretty boys, I’m cruel, even if I love them. Hence… eyelashes.)

6. Sephiroth and Lu Meng breaks up. Why?
(Meng’s chest hair must be terrifying for some girls but no mercy this time.)

7. What was Kojuro Katakura’s (Sengoku BASARA) and Masamune Date’s first kiss like?
(What are the odds of this? I love those two! Sorry if you think this is shota, I think it’s cute!)

8. What about Ezio’s and Sakon Shima’s (Samurai Warriors 3) first night together?
(What? Did I purposely leave Sakon’s cock out of the picture? Yes I did… But you’ll see it later.)

9. Threesome! Cloud Strife, Leon Kennedy and Masamune Date!
(Pretty boy cruelty yet again! What’s wrong with me? I love them but I make them super gay! …Me likes teh super gay? I also like a wild and menacing Basara Masamune…)

10. By accident Kanbei have gotten pregnant. Who’s the father?
(Sorry Kanbei… Humiliating, isn’t it? My favorites always end up manpreg for some reason. Sakon has been dodging the bullet, but for how long?)

11. Lu Bu propose to Mitsunari Ishida. What’s the answer?
(Lu Bu is so cute… I would say yes, but Nari belongs to Sakon. Yes, Sakon sleeps around and gets married to another man, but Mitsunari will have a happy ending, I promise.)

12. So, finally Kojuro Katakura and Sakon Shima are getting married. Who wears the dress?
(I must have planned this to happen… Sakon and Kojuro together? YES, PLEASE! Note: Kojuro is left-handed so he might put on his kimono on with the right-hand collar over the left one, but I’ve read that only the dead are dressed the left-handed way, so I didn’t take risks with Kojuro… I don’t want to offend the Japanese fans with too many ‘stupid gaijin’ errors.)

13. And does anyone have anything to say against this?
(Why would they have? This is a win-win-win-win marriage! Goddamn I want to watch their wedding night foursome.)

This is the last pic! That Sakon x Mitsunari painting can be found on this site (use the tags to find it.)

14. Any last words before crack gets to your brain?
(Not enough crack and too much Sakon fanservice? Blah! Do your own meme!)

Kanbei and Hanbei sing a duet together on the “secret” Samurai Warriors 3 character song album 戦国無双３ 閃・烈歌奥義 (Sengoku Musou 3 Sen Rekka Ougi), and they sound so good. *_* This pic is dedicated to the song, Han & Kan are singing “Kaze To Kumo No Okiteeeeeeeee”, Hanbei obviously louder than Kanbei. XD Kanbei with a big mouth didn’t look good so that version will never see daylight, nor there is a nude version. Sorry.

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If you love Masaya Takatsuka’s SEXY voice (Kanbei’s and Kanetsugu’s seiyuu) , listen to him sing as Tsugu with Yuki and Nari on YouTube. There’s also another anime character song “Oxidized Silver”, pretty heavy stuff and it can be heard in HQ here.

Sengoku Musou 3 Sen Rekka Ougi full track list snatched from YouTube:
1. Meikyoushisui -mononofu Ga Michi- (Serene ~Way of Samurai~) [Sanada Yukimura]
2. Michi wakatsutomo (Separated Ways) [Ishida Mitsunari & Kato Kiyomasa]
3. Tokoshie Ni Saku Hana (A Flower That Blooms Eternally) [ Oichi & Azai Nagamasa ]
4. Amakakeru Ryuu No Gotoku (Like a Dragon That Soar to The Heaven) [Date Masamune]
5. Kaze To Kumo No Okite (Law of the Wind & Clouds) [Takenaka Hanbei & Kuroda Kanbei]
6. Ichibousenri No Kaze (Boundless Wind) [Muneshige Tachibana]
7. Sou -aragai Sourou- (Follow ~Provoke the Season~) [Chosokabe Motochika]
8. Taigatoutou (River Of Conversation) [Mouri Motonari]
9. Aogite Ten Ni Hajizu (Looking Up Without Feeling Ashamed Towards The Sky) [Sanada Yukimura, Ishida Mitsunari & Naoe Kanetsugu]
10. Kiwami -karetsu Gojuu Nen- (Extremely ~Severe 50 Years~) [Oda Nobunaga]

Most of the songs can be found on YouTube, full album can be downloaded here (Not my file and not hosted by me.)

Enough text already? Not quite! These are Kaze To Kumo No Okite song’s lyrics, if you can translate them without using a dictionary, I’ll take a fanart request from you and you alone!

０５．風と雲の掟 (Law of Wind and Clouds)

Kanbei: 我が行く道はひとつ
天下を束ね行くこと
手段（てだて）を選びはしない
Hanbei: 何処へ急ぐ？　風のように

Kanbei: 敵は残らず討つべし
やむを得ない犠牲など
わが身も惜しみはしない
Hanbei: 何処へ急ぐ？　未だ早い

Hanbei: 聞き耳立てれば
あの音聴こゆる　今
はじまる戦

Kanbei: 決意の矢を放て
Hanbei: ならば
Kanbei: 烈しき火を放て
Hanbei: 行こう
Kanbei: 冷たき眼差しにて　ただ進み行くだけ

Hanbei: 歴史は変わるべき
Kanbei: 共に
Hanbei: 天下分け目のとき
Kanbei: 行こう
Hanbei: 其の機を掴みとりて
Bothi: 躊躇わず行くだけ

Kanbei: 遠くで狼煙が上がる
もののふども立ち上がれ
容赦は出来ぬこれ以上
Hanbei: 待てぬならば　俺も走る

Kanbei: 天下を取る者
誰でも構わぬ　ただ
時は来たれり

Hanbei: 尽くすべきは最善
Kanbei: 今が
Hanbei: 求むるは完全
Kanbei: 時よ
Hanbei: 言葉にせぬ願いよ　あの天に轟け

Kanbei: 幾千矢を放て
Hanbei: 急げ
Kanbei: 幾多の火を放て
Hanbei: 遥か
Kanbei: 策謀練り行くのが
Bothi: 風と雲の掟

Hanbei: 吹く風　立つ雲
この手に力を　さあ
戦の中へ

Kanbei: 決意の矢を放て
Hanbei: ならば
Kanbei: 烈しき火を放て
Hanbei: 行こう
Kanbei: 冷たき眼差しにて　ただ進み行くだけ

Hanbei: 歴史は変わるべき
Kanbei: 共に
Hanbei: 天下分け目のとき
Kanbei: 行こう
Hanbei: 其の機を掴みとるが
Bothi: 風と雲の掟

Orochi and Kotaro Fuuma close-ups

On the left Orochi has one green and one red eye and kissable lips, on the right green eyes and a toothy smirk.

Hanbei Takenaka, Sakon Shima and Mitsunari Ishida close-ups

Sakon is wearing a gakuran because he’s cool, he’s supposed to be a level-headed youth who protects his friends and not a badass but goddamn he looks like one and I kind of like it! Concerned facial expressions on the left, happy faces on the right:

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Warning: small cock on the left, HUGE COCK on the right! Same in Japanese: Please don’t choke on the huge uncensored penis, onegaishimasu! ^^

戦国無双3 黒田官兵衛 x 竹中半兵衛 R-18 BL Kiss!Kiss!Kiss! 1 & 2.

I’m testing new styles with poor Tsugu!

New “animesque” version.

Glowy!

First version (I want to apologize to Tsugu for creating crap like this):

Mr. Love and Honor Kanetsugu has matured and turned into a fearless grumpy man with a booming voice. I kind of miss his silly Samurai Warriors 2 personality and sensual lips, but he’s still hot, even more so when he’s quietly admiring Aya Gozen, showing off his normal sweet face.

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