1. What song would describe Sephiroth’s (Final Fantasy VII: AC) and Lu Bu’s (ROTK/DW5 supergay Min style) relationship best?
2. Kanbei Kuroda (Sengoku Musou 3) and Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2) are playing in a movie together. What movie?
3. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII: AC) and Ezio Auditore de Firenze (Assassin’s Creed 2) are a couple. How did they end up together?
4. Both Lu Meng (Dynasty Warriors 6) and Mitsunari Ishida (Sengoku Musou 3) are fighting over Pyramid Head (Silent Hill movie style), who do PH end up with?

And here are the rest of the crack pics: (sorry about the lack of backgrounds! This meme tried to kill me.)

5. Where did Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil 4) take Masamune Date (Sengoku Basara) on their first date?
(He took Date on a date! Sorry for other Leon fans, but when I make fun of pretty boys, I’m cruel, even if I love them. Hence… eyelashes.)

6. Sephiroth and Lu Meng breaks up. Why?
(Meng’s chest hair must be terrifying for some girls but no mercy this time.)

7. What was Kojuro Katakura’s (Sengoku BASARA) and Masamune Date’s first kiss like?
(What are the odds of this? I love those two! Sorry if you think this is shota, I think it’s cute!)

8. What about Ezio’s and Sakon Shima’s (Samurai Warriors 3) first night together?
(What? Did I purposely leave Sakon’s cock out of the picture? Yes I did… But you’ll see it later.)

9. Threesome! Cloud Strife, Leon Kennedy and Masamune Date!
(Pretty boy cruelty yet again! What’s wrong with me? I love them but I make them super gay! …Me likes teh super gay? I also like a wild and menacing Basara Masamune…)

10. By accident Kanbei have gotten pregnant. Who’s the father?
(Sorry Kanbei… Humiliating, isn’t it? My favorites always end up manpreg for some reason. Sakon has been dodging the bullet, but for how long?)

11. Lu Bu propose to Mitsunari Ishida. What’s the answer?
(Lu Bu is so cute… I would say yes, but Nari belongs to Sakon. Yes, Sakon sleeps around and gets married to another man, but Mitsunari will have a happy ending, I promise.)

12. So, finally Kojuro Katakura and Sakon Shima are getting married. Who wears the dress?
(I must have planned this to happen… Sakon and Kojuro together? YES, PLEASE! Note: Kojuro is left-handed so he might put on his kimono on with the right-hand collar over the left one, but I’ve read that only the dead are dressed the left-handed way, so I didn’t take risks with Kojuro… I don’t want to offend the Japanese fans with too many ‘stupid gaijin’ errors.)

13. And does anyone have anything to say against this?
(Why would they have? This is a win-win-win-win marriage! Goddamn I want to watch their wedding night foursome.)

This is the last pic! That Sakon x Mitsunari painting can be found on this site (use the tags to find it.)

14. Any last words before crack gets to your brain?
(Not enough crack and too much Sakon fanservice? Blah! Do your own meme!)

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Inspired by Sengoku BASARA animation, episode 1: Masamune and Kojurou talking under the blossoming sakura tree at sunset and the strange song “Ur” by DJ Tiesto. Not typical DJ music, I used to skip that song on my playlist but when I heard it while I was painting this pic, the singer’s tired voice and confused feelings were perfect for Masamune (who looks kind of confused [but pleased] in my pic)

The scene in the anime is interesting… You can actually see the Date army soldiers watching the big tree on the hill and you know THEY know what’s going to happen there. And the tree is SHAKING! I swear!

Pie menu interactions used:
Attack > Shove!
Attack > Bully
Insult > Kiss my @ss!
Have sex > Backdoor

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New dance moves and kiss actions are also available at M & M Needfull Things!

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It’s been a while since I’ve painted men, perhaps some day I could come up with a creative pose. :roll:

Tools: Photoshop CS, Wacom Graphire 3.
Copyrights: Art (c) Minjanna, character of Katakura Kojuro (c) Capcom, banner background from Sengoku Basara anime (c) Team Basara, Capcom.